The DeadFly Story...

    True and Funny story! I'll start with last night, My 4 year old Zac was in his bathroom brushing his teeth, I walked in to check his pearly whites when a fly buzzed right by my ear. Now if theres one thing I don't allow in my house besides dirty shoes, it's flies! Especially cause they always seem to dive bomb your heads first thing in the mornings when you re trying to sleep. Ever had that happen... Its rare but they do do that I promise!
      Anywhos, so I instinctively close the door right away, find a washcloth and start eyeball tracking the suspect. He lands! I swat. Miss. He's off flying circles between the shower and myself. Then he( Assuming it's a he cause it has no manners!) he lands on the vanity mirror. I take a quick swat and it falls to the sink! With it in shock I have a few minutes... scratch that a few seconds to get a piece of toilet paper pinch the fly and throw it in the toilet. Now my son watched me in amazement the whole time! when I apprehended the suspect he wanted to watch it try to escape the toilet. I saw no harm in the fascination of it so I left him squatting down staring at the fly. Told him to flush when he was done, and I left it at that!
                         The next morning, (today) McKenzie my 6 year old walks in my room and says, " Mom! Something bad happened!" "What honey?" I asked. Her eyes weld up and she said," I don't think I've been wiping good when I go number 2, cause this morning I went potty and wiped and when I pulled my pants up and turned around there was a dead fly in my wipe!"........ Ya that's was my initial thought too! Omg my daughter is wiping Dead flies out of her butt, she must have worms. Turns out her brother never flushed the toilet and the fly was just left over from the night before when I murdered it for attempting to dive bomb my head. I explained the situation and crisis was averted! now to explain to her why our dogs pee pee turns "pinkish reddish" when he's "Happy". ♥